Excuse me, Miss, is that meat in your purse?

I've been a bit remiss at posting lately, but I'll have you know we've been demolishing our bathroom and dressing up like 80s rockstars, which requires a lot of energy.

I did get a short burst of motivation this past weekend, and cooked up a couple of recipes out of Cooking Light, which I'll share here.

1) Spicy Turkey Meatloaf, which I had in my purse for a brief stint this morning on my commute into work. And, which I used in scrambled eggs with some provolone tonight.

2) Whole wheat and flax banana bread, which I made into muffins since I don't have a loaf pan. At least I didn't use the Wok, people.

This is a quick one, but we'll be back soon with something more creative!

THE LAST OF THE APPLES!!

The rest of the apples had been sitting in the fridge for days, and I felt powerless against them. But, not one to roll over and die like that, today I decided to battle the rest of the apples like Steven Segal in that movie where he goes into a coma for nine years, but emerges to kick ass and take names. 

John and I and some of our friends spent the morning running a 5k in the freezing rain, which made me feel motivated to be a little healthier. Then I took down a diner breakfast at Uncommon Ground in Watertown that three people could probably split. (It was worth it.)

Anyway, the point of my story is that I searched the internet for a (at least quasi) healthy apple recipe that would use up the rest of our crop. I found this Low Fat Apple Bread recipe online, and luckily I had all of the ingredients on hand. (I made a cup of fresh, unsweetened apple sauce by cooking down about 3 apples with some water). Instead of making a single loaf, I decided to portion them out into muffins. My coworkers will hopefully help me eat these this week.

Remember how I said John refused to let me throw away the apple cores? (Or peels, for that matter?) Today, I have to say he took a page from Alton Brown's book and decided to make apple pectin (which can be used to thicken the filling for apple pies, make jelly, or create fruit-based sauces for meat dishes). He basically boiled all the cores and peels in a giant pot for an hour or so, and I'm assuming he'll strain out the solids. We'll freeze the remnants and probably use it around Thanksgiving. Here's a bit more about pectin. It's also pictured in the first photo of this post. If you can't tell that the second photo is the muffins, I have no words.

Peck & Pantry Apple Crisp

Before you hit the apple orchard, the bag marked "peck" always looks so small. I looked at John and said, "Should we get the half bushel?" Keep in mind there are only two of us (plus one fruit-averse dog). 

We settled on the peck. $15.00.

25 apples later we filed into the car and headed home (after stopping at a pumpkin patch and picking up an 18-pound pumpkin, which we'll respectively cook and post about later). We left with the unofficial Nashoba Valley variety pack, which included Rhode Island Greening, Roxbury Russett, Red Delicious, Golden Delicious and Macintosh, among others. 

What to do with 25 apples and so little time? We hit the pantry and fridge to see if we had all of the makings of a crisp. Luckily, we already had the following:

Old-fashioned oats

Light brown sugar

All-purpose flour

Honey

Vegan Smart Balance Light (disclaimer: neither John nor I are vegan, but this apple crisp is servable to our vegan friends out there)

Apple Cider

Cinnamon

Nutmeg

Lemon juice

(We used 9 apples of mixed variety for this recipe - mostly the tart ones, but threw in a few in-season Red Delicious for shits and giggles.)

We didn't use a recipe, so I'll attempt to tell you how everything was done below. I normally don't do the "eyeballing" thing for baking, since it's pretty dangerous territory, but a crisp is somewhat hard to mess up. When in doubt, just taste things and (however hard this might be) try to be logical. A couple rules of thumb:

1) After you peel and slice the apples into cubes, coat them with lemon juice so they don't get brown. Then add enough honey to glaze the apples, sprinkle with cinnamon and nutmeg to taste, and toss them around in a big mixing bowl. Or, if you're ghetto like us and don't have a mixing bowl, use an oversized Joyce Chen wok. (I went to throw out the apple cores, but then John "tsk, tsk, tsk'ed" me like a grandma. These will make a cameo in a future post.)

2) Melt your Vegan Smart Balance Light (VSBL) or if you're a purist, butter (We did about the equivalent of 1/2 cup VSBL and then added in about 1/4 cup of apple cider to lighten things up a bit). Then toss it into your oats, brown sugar, and flour. Make sure the texture resembles what you'd expect an apple crisp topping to look like. If it's too runny, lay off the cider and add more oats. If it's too dry, add more cider. (I know, rocket science, right?)

3) Load the apples into a 9x13 Pyrex pan and sprinkle on the topping. Pack it down and put it in the oven at 350 for about an hour. (If the topping starts looking too brown, add some foil to the top of the pan.)

So, do I have to tell you to wait for it to cool off before eating it? We're new to this food blogging thing and aren't ready for a lawsuit a la the McDonald's Coffee Incident. 

-e